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{HOW FOOTBALL IS RELATIVE TO CHURCH}






1.QUATERBACK SNEAK-CHURCH MEMBERS QUIETLY LEAVING DURING THE CLOSING HYMN.


2.DRAW PLAY-WHAT MANY KIDS DO WITH THE ORDER OF


SERVICE DURING WORSHIP.


3.HALF TIME-THE PERIOD BETWEEN SUNDAY SCHOOL AND WORSHIP WHEN MANY CHOOSE TO LEAVE.


4.TRAP PLAY-YOU"RE CALLED ON TO PRAY AND ARE A SLEEP.


5.SYAYING IN THE POCKET-WHAT HAPPENS TO ALOT OF MONEY THAT SHOULD BE GIVING TO THE LORD"S WORK.


6.BENCHWARMER-THOSE WHO DO NOT PRAY,SING,WORK,OR APPARENTLY DO ANY THING BUT SIT.


7.TWO-MINUTE WARNING-THE POINT AT WHICH YOU REALIZE THE SERMON IS ALMOST OVER AND BEGIN TO GATHER UP THE CHILDREN AND BELONGINGS.


8.SUDEN DEATH-WHAT HAPPENS TO THE ATTENTION SPAN OF THE CONGREGATION IF THE PREACHER GOES OVERTIME.


9.ENDRUN-GETTING OUT OF CHURCH QUICK,WITHOUT SPEAKING TO ANY

GUEST OR CHURCH MEMBER.


10.BLITZ-THE RUSH FOR THE RESTAURANTS FOLLOWING THE CLOSING

PRAYER.