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The dear lady was visiting the church for the first time. The Pastor’s family was greeting the worshipers at the front door after the service. They happened to be having a dinner on the grounds, and the Pastor invited the rather stout visitor to stay.

Said the dear lady to the Parson, "Your church is wonderful. I’m certain the food is delicious, but I don’t know if I ought to stay to eat. After all, I’ve just lost a considerable amount of weight. Said the preacher’s son from behind the lady, "Hey, look back here, I think I found it."

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