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QUESTIONS ABOUT MOMS


What’s the difference between moms and dads?


~ Moms work at work and work at home, and dads just got to work at work.

~ Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.

~ Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power ’cause that’s who you gotta ask if you want to sleep over at your friend’s.


What does your mom do in her spare time?


~ Mothers don’t do spare time.

~ To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.


What’s the difference between moms and grandmas?


~ About 30 years.

~ You can always count on grandmothers for candy. Sometimes moms don’t even have bread on them!


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