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- Two million documents will be lost by the IRS this year.

- 811,000 faulty rolls of 35mm film will be loaded this year.

- 22,000 checks will be deducted from the wrong bank accounts in the next 60 minutes.

- 1,314 phone calls will be misplaced by telecommunication services every minute.

- 12 babies will be given to the wrong parents each day.

- 268,500 defective tires will be shipped this year.

- 14,208 defective personal computers will be shipped this year.

- 103,260 income tax returns will be process incorrectly this year.

- 2,488,200 books will be shipped in the next 12 months with the wrong cover.

- 5,517,200 cases of soft drinks produced in the next 12 months will be flatter than a bad tire.

- Two plane landings daily at O’Hare International Airport in Chicago will be unsafe.

- 3,056 copies of tomorrow’s Wall Street Journal will be missing one of the three sections.

- 18,322 pieces of mail will be mishandled in the next hour.

- 291 pacemaker operations will be performed incorrectly this year.

- 880,000 credit cards in circulation will turn out to have incorrect cardholder information on their magnetic strips.

- $9,690 will be spent today, tomorrow, next Thursday, and every day in the future on defective, often unsafe sporting equipment.

- 55 malfunction automatic teller machines will be installed in the next 12 months.

- 20,000 incorrect drug prescriptions will be written in the next 12 months.

- 114,500 mismatched pairs of shoes will be shipped this year.

- $761,900 will be spent in the next 12 months on tapes and compact discs that won’t play.

- 107 incorrect medical procedures will be performed by the end of the day today.

- 315 entries in Webster’s Third New International Dictionary of the English Language will turn out to be misspelled.

InSight, Syncrude Canada Ltd., Communications Division Communicator, p. 6.

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