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According to a UPI news item; the Metropolitan Insurance Company received some unusual explanations/excuses for accidents from its automobile policyholders. The following are just few:

• An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car, and vanished.

• I had been driving my car for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had the accident.

• I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.