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Insecure Boyfriend Wanted A New Sign!
Contributed by Dr. Larry Petton on Jan 4, 2021 (message contributor)
Driving through Southern California, a man stopped at a roadside stand that sold fruit, vegetables and crafts. As he went to pay, he noticed the pretty young woman behind the counter was painting a sign. "Why the new sign?" he asked. "My boyfriend didn't approve of the old one," she said.
When the man glanced at what hung above the counter....he finally understood. The sign declared for all to see:
"LOCAL HONEY DATES NUTS".
— Theodore Bologna
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