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George, age 92 and Edith, age 89 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way, they pass a drugstore. George suggests they go in and he addresses the man behind the counter.

"Are you the owner? "The pharmacist answers, "Yes".  

"Well, we are about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

"Of course, we do."

"How about support hose for circulation?"

"Definitely."

"What about medicine for rheumatism, osteoporosis and arthritis?"

"All kinds."

"How about waterproof furniture pads and Depends?"

"Yes, sir."

"Hearing aide, denture supplies, sleeping pills, Geritol and Ensure?"

"Absolutely."

"You sell wheelchairs, walkers and canes?"

"All kinds and sizes. Why all the questions?"

George smiles and replies to the pharmacist, "You see, we'd like to use your store for our Bridal Registry."

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