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Sleep In Heavenly Peas?? (Christmas Joke)
Contributed by Dr. Larry Petton on Nov 28, 2023 (message contributor)
A little boy and girl were singing their favorite Christmas carol in church the Sunday before Christmas.
The boy concluded singing "Silent Night" with the words, "Sleep in heavenly beans." "
No," his sister corrected, "not sleep in heavenly BEANS! it is sleep in heavenly PEAS!."
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