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It’s likely that if Jesus were still living among us today, He would be considered a criminal. Everyone would be mad at Him…

· The FDA for turning water into wine without a license

· The EPA for killing fig trees

· The American Medical Association for practicing medicine without a license

· The Department of Health for asking people to open graves, for raising the dead and for feeding 5,000 people in unsanitary conditions

· The NEA for teaching without a certificate

· OSHA for walking on water without a lifejacket and other unsafe boating practices

· SPCA for driving hogs into the...

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