Two Apples Up In A Tree Were Looking Down On The ...

Two apples up in a tree were looking down on the world. The first apple said, "Look at all those people fighting, robbing, rioting -- no one seems willing to get along with his fellow man. Someday we apples will be the only ones left. Then we’ll rule the world." The second apple though for a moment then said, "Which of us -- the reds or the greens?" (Gene Brown in Danbury, Con., News-Times.)