Rules to Help Women Understand Men:
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it’s up- don’t come tell us about it. Put it down.
2. Don’t make us guess.
3. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to- expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
4. Sometimes we’re not thinking about you.
5. We’re never thinking about “the relationship.”
6. Sunday = sports.
7. Shopping is not everybody’s idea of a good time.
8. You have enough clothes.
9. You have too many shoes.
10. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you have to, but don’t expect us to like it.
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