Little Emily, the minister’s daughter, ran into the house, crying as though her heart would break.
"What’s wrong, dear?" asked the pastor.
"My doll! Billy broke it!" she sobbed.
"How did he break it, Emily?"
"I hit him over the head with it."
From http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2447, retrieved 7-15-06.