Kids have a unique way of telling stories. Their heart is in it, but their mouths don’t always spit out the right words. Here are a few of my favorite headliner Bible stories stated by kids:
*The first three books of the Bible are Genesis, Exodus, and Laxatives.
*Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark.
*Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.
*Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
*David fought with the Finkelsteins, a race of people, who lived in biblical times.
*Solomon, one of David’s sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
*Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the apostles and he pulled down the pillows of the temple.
Contributed by Jeff Strite on Mar 5, 2018
Acts 10 is a pivotal chapter in Scripture. From this point on the church exploded in growth. In this story there are 3 groups of people who were "surprised" by what they saw. Why were they surprised, and what difference does that mean to us?