A man fell into a pit and couldn’t get himself out.
A Christian Scientist came along and said: "You only think that you are in a pit".
A Pharisee said: "Only bad people fall into a pit".
A Legalist said: "You deserve your pit".
A Charismatic said: "Just confess that you’re not in a pit".
An IRS man asked if he was paying taxes on the pit.
An insurance agent asked if he had insurance for that pit.
An Optimist said: "Things could be worse"
A Pessimist said: "Things will get worse!"
Jesus, seeing the man, took him by the hand and lifted him out of the pit.