Sermon Illustrations

Here are some examples of instructions that, for one reason or another, weren’t made very clearly:

• “Do not sit in chair without being fully assembled”

• “Please take time to look over the brochure enclosed with your family”

• at a private school grounds: “No trespassing without permission”

• brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo, Japan: When passage of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.”

• at a zoo: “Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.”

• cemetery in PA - “Persons are prohibited...

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