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A little boy was talking to the girl next door: "I wonder what my mother would like for Mother’s Day." The girl answers: "Well, you could promise to keep your room clean and orderly -- you could go to bed as soon as she tells you -- you could go to her as soon as she calls you -- you could brush your teeth after eating -- you could quit fighting with your brothers and sisters, especially at the dinner table." The boy looked at her and said, "No, I mean something practical."

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