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A Schoolteacher Was Giving A Lesson In Fractions. ...
Contributed by Bobby Scobey on May 20, 2008 (message contributor)
A schoolteacher was giving a lesson in fractions. "Johnny, suppose there were seven in your family -- five children and mother and father --a total of seven. And suppose there was pie for dessert. What fraction of the pie would you get?" Johnny answered, "One-sixth." "But you don’t understand," replied the teacher. "Don’t you know about fractions?" Johnny said, "I know about fractions and I know about my mother, too. Mother would say she didn’t want any."
Did you ever wonder why your mother always preferred the chicken wing and the back so your daddy and you kids could have the meatier pieces? Do you remember the old days when the men ate at “the first table,” followed by the women and children next? The bony pieces were all that were left.
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A. The Brilliant Scientist Sir Isaac Newton ...
Contributed by Charles R. Swindoll on Nov 1, 2004
a. The brilliant scientist Sir Isaac Newton said that he could take his telescope and look millions and millions of miles into space. Then he added, “But when I lay it aside, go into my room, shut the door, and get down on my knees in earnest prayer, I see more of ...read more
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What God Can Do PRO
Contributed by S Henriques on Sep 6, 2003
Henry Blackaby once wrote, “When God was ready to judge the world with a flood, He came to Noah. When He desired to build a nation for Himself, He turned to Abraham. When He heard His children groaning under Egyptian bondage, He appeared in a burning bush to Moses. They were three of the most ...read more
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Giving In Theory PRO
Contributed by Susan Blader on Jan 21, 2007
Giving in Theory The story is told of the missionary who asked a new convert, “Pablo, if you had a hundred sheep, would you give fifty of them to the Lord’s work?” “You know I would gladly give them,” he replied. “Pablo, if you had fifty cows, would you give twenty-five to the Lord’s ...read more
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No Jacket Required PRO
Contributed by Charles R. Swindoll on Sep 27, 2004
NO JACKET REQUIRED I shook my head in disbelief. This couldn’t be the right place. After all, I couldn’t possibly be welcome here. I had been given an invitation several times, by several different people, and had finally decided to see what this place was all about. But, this just couldn’t ...read more
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A Well-Known Speaker Started Off His Seminar By ...
Contributed by Tim Zingale on Aug 8, 2005
"A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you, but first let me do this. He proceeded to crumple the $20 dollar bill up. He then ...read more
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