SEVEN AGES OF MAN
Someone described the seven ages of man in these ways: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills, wills.
Spills - Infancy.
Drills - Childhood. We get drilled about doing this and that.
Thrills - Teen years perhaps. I'm not sure they are all that thrilling, however.
Bills - Adult living. Work. Marriage. Raising children. And lots of bills.
Ills - When our health starts to decline.
Pills - One for arthritis. One for high blood pressure. One for this and two for that.
Wills - I haven't made mine yet.
The inspired writer of the book of Ecclesiastes wrote, "There is a time for everything and a season for every activity under heaven."
From Steve Shepherd's Sermon "Tis the Season to Live and Give"
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