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You know when you are growing old when...

* Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work,

* Your knees buckle and your belt won't.

* Your back goes out more often than you do.

* You know all the answers but no one asks the questions.

* Your mind makes agreements your body can't keep.

* You finally get it all together and then you can't remember where you put it.

* You can't seem to get around to procrastinating.

* You don't need an alarm clock to get up at 6 a.m.

* The only whistles you get are from the kettle on the stove.

* You feel like the morning after and you haven't even been any place.

* Anything under 50p isn't worth bending over to pick up.

* Your pacemaker opens the garage door whenever you see a pretty lady go by.

* The gleam in your eye is just the sun reflecting on your bifocals.

* You stop to think and sometimes you can't get started again.

* You sink your teeth into a nice juicy steak and they stay there.

* You finally make it to the top of the ladder but it's leaning against the wrong wall.

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