WHICH CHURCH IS YOURS?
There's a cartoon with a picture of two men rowing boats. One was wearing a dog collar and in his hands was a punting pole. Also in the boat were rows and rows of people cheering him on.
In the other boat, the man rowing, also wearing a dog collar, had in his hands a megaphone. He was urging on all the others, who were there as rowers and not passengers. This boat was obviously flying past the other one.
The cartoon punch line said: "Which church is yours?"
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