Contributed by Sermoncentral on May 28, 2012
PICKING AND CHOOSING
An extremely nervous patient came to his dentist for root canal surgery. He was brought into the examining room and made comfortable in the reclining dental chair. The dentist then injected a numbing agent around the patient's tooth, and left the room for a few minutes while
Contributed by Sermoncentral on May 9, 2012
MASSIVE PILEUP AHEAD
In the 1950 Monaco Grand Prix, Juan Manuel Fangio was approaching a dangerous bend for the second time. As he rounded the bend, Fangio noticed that something was wrong. The faces of the spectators were all turned away from him. "If they are not looking at me," Fangio
Contributed by Charles Jones on Sep 3, 2011
JESUS IS COMING TO DINNER
One of the greatest compliments an individual can pay to another is to invite him/her home to dinner.
The Church reminds the world today that Jesus is coming again and the world should get its house in order, for the master of the universe is coming to dine in the
Contributed by Sermoncentral on Jul 20, 2010
MARK TWAIN ON HEAVEN AND HELL
Mark Twain gave some interesting quotes during his lifetime. One such amusing statement was, "Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company."
He along with others, do not realize how horrible hell will be. We do not hear much about hell these days from the
Contributed by Michael Luke on Nov 3, 2001
Back during the days before automobiles, two preachers met in a certain town.
The first asked the second how he was doing. “Furious!” replied the second.
“Someone has stolen my bicycle and I think it’s one of my church members! I