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Avoid The Complaint Department

Colossians 3:17

Thanksgiving 2008

Intro.

* In a few days most of us will be sitting around a table with family and friends eating turkey and pumpkin pie.

* That is, unless you will be celebrating a red-neck thanksgiving…

Humor - You might be a red-neck at Thanksgiving if…

1) You’ve ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.

2) Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.

3) If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say

Cool Whip on the side.

4) On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.

5) Your turkey platter is an old hub cap.

6) Your turkey stuffing’s secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.

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* Thanksgiving, if it’s not, it should be one of the most joyous times in our lives.

* Complaining is the very opposite of Thanksgiving.

* Far too many of us are better at complaining than we are at thanksgiving, or giving thanks.

? When was the last time you complained about something or someone?

? This morning? Yesterday? Day before? Last week?

? How many times did you complain in the last week?

Humor

* I read a poem about one wife who got fed up with her husbands complaining…

He didn’t like the casserole

And he didn’t like my cake.

My biscuits were too hard…

Not like his mother used to make.

I didn’t perk the coffee right

He didn’t like the stew,

I didn’t mend his socks

The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer

As I was looking for a clue.

Then I turned around and smacked him…

Like his Mother used to do

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* Definition - com•plain

1- To express feelings of pain, dissatisfaction, or resentment.

2- To make a formal accusation or bring a formal charge.

* The average person complains 15-20 times a day.

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Humor – I read this week about a guy who joined a monastery and took a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That’s not surprising," the elders say. "You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here."

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* We really are prone to complain, aren’t we?

- When our normal routine is interrupted

- When someone disappoints us

- When someone doesn’t live up to our expectation

- When we feel like we have not been treated fairly

- When long and difficult trials come into our lives

- When we suffer, we are prone to complain

- When our circumstances are difficult

- When problems make their way into our lives, we often complain about how bad things are.

? What does the Bible have to say about complaining?

? What does God think about our complaining?


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