Summary: Opens with some gift-wrapping funnies, closes with great illus. ...in-between is study of HOW GOD WRAPPED His greatest gift, HOW MARY WRAPPED the gift, HOW SATAN WRAPS the gift, and HOW THE HOLY SPIRIT UNWRAPS it. Powerpoint at website.
II Cor. 9:15; Luke 2:7
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"Thanks be unto God for his UNSPEAKABLE gift.’’--II Cor. 9:15.
"For the wages of sin is death; but the GIFT OF GOD is eternal life.’’--Rom. 6:23.
"And she brought forth her firstborn son, and WRAPPED him in swaddling clothes.’’--Luke 2:7.
This is the time of year when we think back to when the Three Wise Men went to see the baby Jesus, and, according to the Book of Matthew, "presented unto Him gifts; gold, frankincense, and myrrh. ’’These are simple words, but if we analyze them carefully, we discover an important, yet often-overlooked, theological fact:
In this account: There is no mention of wrapping paper!
If there had been wrapping paper, Matthew would have said so: "And lo,
the gifts were encompassed about with 7 square cubits of paper. ``And the paper was covered within and without with pictures of Frosty, a man of snow. And Joseph purposed in his heart to cast the paper into the barrel of refuse, but Mary saith unto him, `Cease man!
Drop the decorative parchment! It should be set aside for future generations!’
"And Joseph didst roll his eyeballs."
And it came to pass that the babe WAS more interested in the paper than the frankincense.
…But these words do not appear in the Bible, which means that the very
first Christmas gifts were NOT wrapped. This is because the people
giving those gifts had two important characteristics:
1. They were wise. 2. They were men.
Men are not big gift wrappers. Men do not understand the point of putting paper on a gift just so somebody else can tear it off. This is not just my opinion: This is a scientific fact based on a statistical survey of two
guys I know. One is my dad, who says the only time he ever wraps a
gift is, quote, "if it’s such a poor gift that I don’t want to BE there
when the person opens it.’’
The other is my brother in law, who told me he does wrap gifts,
but as a matter of principle never takes more than 15 seconds per gift.
Then there’s me…no one ever has to ask which gifts I wrapped…"They are the ones that look like enormous spitballs.’’
For some reason, I can never COMPLETELY wrap them. I can take a gift the size of a deck of cards and put it the exact center of a section of wrapping paper the size of a regulation volleyball court, but when I am done folding and taping, you can still see a sector of the gift peeking out. (Sometimes I camouflage this sector with a marking pen or scotch tape.)
On the other hand, if you give my wife a 12-inch square of wrapping
paper, she can wrap a C-130 cargo plane. My mother, like many women,
actually LIKES wrapping things. If she gives you a gift that requires
batteries, she wraps the batteries separately, which to me is bordering on mental illness.
My point is that gift-wrapping is one of those skills -- like having
babies -- that come more naturally to women than to men.
Here’s some GIFT-WRAPPING TIPS FOR MEN.
Whenever possible, buy gifts that are already wrapped.