Summary: In light of today’s church--- In light of today’s epidemic of sin The question goes out--- Is there a doctor in the house?

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Matthew 9:9-13

"Healthcare Reform—Jesus Style"

Once upon a time

There was a king.

A tribal chief.

He was angry about the "white" influence in that region.

He decided that only medical personnel could remain.

Everybody else had to go.


They all had to go.

It was well known that only one white doctor worked the region,

travelling from village to village.

Yet, two men claimed to be doctors.

The King had them both brought to him.

"What do you call this bone?" He asked the first pointing to his forearm.

The man answered correctly.

He offered the next man a list of symptoms and asked how he would treat them.

That man also answered to the King’s satisfaction.

This was getting the Chief no where fast.

So, he had a slave, captured from another tribe, brought before them.

Without a word, the King stepped forward,

pulled his great knife

and slit the man across the chest.

One man drew back, vomiting at the sight of blood.

The other raced forward


to stop the bleeding

and save the slave.

Said the King proudly,

"This man is the doctor.

The other is an imposter."

[Read Matthew 9:9-13]

Healthcare reform is a big issue today.

We need healthcare reform in the church.

Our system of assistance is outdated and inefficient.

We are staffed with doctors who won’t treat any sickness

that might be contagious.

Doctors who faint at the sight of blood

Who get nauseous looking at an open, infected wound.

We have "prevention clinics" scattered coast to coast.

Come in an get one of our brochures on how to avoid the consequences of sin

Stop by and talk to one of our spiritual healthcare professionals

to ward off the disgusting effects of





premarital sex

Of course,

if you’re already broke out with spots

if your marriage is already shattered

your mouth full of poison; every other word beginning with the letter "F"

If you’re trapped in a bottle

or bankrupt and homeless because of a needle

or if your not losing a daughter so much as gaining a grandson...

Go see the government assistance office down the street.

This clinic is only for the healthy.

Imagine going to see your doctor--

As he comes in to examine you

your cough starts in....

He shrinks back, covering his mouth with his hand

You explain that you’ve had the cough ever since you discovered this skin disorder

Pulling back your pant leg

revealing a blackened growth oozing yellowish green...something

surrounded by reddened skin, broken open and bleeding

He begins to sweat as he mumbles something about another patient and runs from the room

not even bothering to pull the door closed.

How long would you keep that doctor?

So you visit your new doctor.

Experiencing your cough first hand and examining your leg he makes lengthy notes on his chart...

He also takes your blood pressure and runs blood tests.

Within in a week you are called back for a follow-up

"Well, overall your not in too bad condition for an overweight, pathetic hypochondriac. Your blood pressure is off the charts and its your own fault. Too much salt and too many Whoppers with King Size fries... Don’t you watch television? You should know better at your age.

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