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Summary: Several jokes and illustrations on how to know if you are lazy--then what the Bible says about it and how to be diligent as a servant of the Lord. Link inc. to formatted text, audio, PowerPoint.

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Lazy Bones

II Thessalonians 3:6-18

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If a problem is not dealt with is usually doesn’t go away...instead it gets worse.

Ill.—small splinter in finger is just irritating at first, but eventually it will become infected and much more serious over time. And some refuse to go to the Dr. for symptoms, hoping they’ll just go away. I’ve known people who won’t open a certain bill that comes in the mail because they don’t want to have that pressure on them.

The same is true in God’s congregation. Ignoring a problem doesn’t make it go away. Sweeping things under the rug is a poor idea...we must face the music.

The Thessalonians were good people, but a few bad apples were spoiling the bunch. I mentioned in an earlier message that some got lazy when they heard the teachings about the imminent return of Christ. They took it as an ‘immediate’ thing.

Ill.—Pastors can opt out of paying into Social Security as a benefit. But if you do you must make your own retirement...not like some pastors who have pocketed the money, counting on Jesus to come before they grow old. I know many of them who can barely get by today.

I expect the Lord soon, but I’m preparing for my retirement. I know good prophecy teachers who see this current economic crisis and other signs of the times and say they are surprised each morning the sun comes back up...and yet if you look at their calendars they have meetings booked for the next few years! And that’s wise.

Some of these characters in Thessalonica said praise the Lord, Jesus is coming, we’re not paying our bills anymore, and if we need something, we’ll get help from one of our brothers...over here or over there, someone will take us in...it’s only for a short while!

3 times we see this word disorderly in our passage.

v. 11 Here’s the definition: not only do they not work, but they don’t mind interrupting your work either! Have you ever known someone like that?

Are you lazy? Here’s how to tell:

• If your self winding watch stops often.

• If you have to save up energy to take a nap.

• If you fall asleep at work and no one notices.

Joke—a businessman drove down a country road where he saw 3 country boys lying under a shade tree. He got out and said, I’ll give $10 to the laziest man here. The first man jumped up and said, it’s me. “No, you’re not.” The 2nd man reached out his hand for it. “Not you.” The 3rd man said, sir, if you don’t mind, roll me over and stuff that in my pocket. Ding ding ding, we have a winner!

Joke—what’s white and sleeps 3? City work truck!

Joke—2 highway department workers got on site and realized they forgot their shovels. They radioed the foreman and asked him to bring their shovels. He said, be right there boys, and you can lean on each other ‘til I get there!

I’m sorry to say that preachers have the reputation of being lazy. They say we only work Sundays! We need to overcome this. We can’t ask our people to do what we are not willing to do ourselves. I have to exercise on purpose, because sitting at a desk or over a meal w/ somebody will get me out of shape in a hurry.


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Bo Brown

commented on Apr 5, 2009

another amazing sermon

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