Summary: Information that is helpful to create a good sermon
I received this information from a good friend of mine Phil McGraw via email. It is just as he sent it. I believe that it would make a great sermon to paste & then use it how God gives you. I did not put it here as a sermon but as a sermon idea.
Regardless of make or year, all units known as "human beings" are being
recalled by the Manufacturer. This is due to a malfunction in the original
prototype unit code named "Adam" and "Eve" resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect is technically termed
"Serious Internal Non-morality," but more commonly known as "SIN."
Some of the symptoms of the SIN defect:
[a] Loss of direction
[b] Lack of peace and joy
[d] Foul vocal emissions
The Manufacturer is providing factory authorized repair service free of
charge to correct the SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus Christ, has
most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of
these repairs. To repeat, there is no fee required. The number to call for
repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload the burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus Christ, into the heart component of the human unit.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus Christ, the Repair
Technician, will replace it with:
Please see the operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for further details on the use
of these fixes. As an added upgrade, the Manufacturer has made available to all repaired units, a facility enabling direct monitoring and assistance from the resident Maintenance Technician, the Holy Spirit. Repaired units need only continue to follow the operating manual to receive the assistance and benefits of this feature.
**WARNING: Continuing to operate a human being unit without corrections voids the Manufacturer’s warranty, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will ultimately result in the
destruction of the human unit.
Thank you for your immediate attention. Please assist by notifying others of this important recall notice.