Summary: God offers proverbial wisdom to us.
INTRO.- There is all kinds of wisdom in this world. Some good and some not so good. Here are some non-american, non-biblical, proverbial sayings that I think are good.
A quarrel is like buttermilk: once it’s out of the churn, the more you shake it, the more sour it grows. Irish Proverb
A rich widow weeps with one eye and signals with the other. Portuguese Proverb
Advice is least heeded when most needed. English Proverb
Be slow in choosing a friend, but slower in changing him. Scottish Proverb
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber. Benjamin Franklin
Choose a wife with your ears, not your eyes. French Proverb
A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple. French Proverb
Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork. English Proverb
Don’t speak unless you can improve on the silence. Spanish Proverb
Don’t think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. Malayan Proverb
Every path has its puddle. English Proverb
Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries, and you will have a fine pig and a bad child. Danish Proverb
Here are some more non-proverb, proverbial sayings.
- Most people who sing their own praises can’t carry a tune.
- Many people are too busy making a living to make a life worth living
- The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without it.
- More people are going on diets tomorrow than today.
- Politicians who promise pie in the sky are planning to use your dough.
- Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
- There is less pain in biting your tongue than in losing a friend.
- Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
- A good place to find a helping hand is at the end of your arm.
- It’s ok to ask dumb questions. They’re easier to handle than dumb mistakes.
- Tact is the ability to close your mouth before somebody else wants to.
- Most of us are willing to give a fellow a helping hand if he’d only pick a more convenient time to need it.
- Your ulcer won’t grow very fast while you are laughing.
- The family that stays together probably only has one car.
- When a man proposes on his knees, it sometimes takes him years to get back on his feet.
- The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is that you usually have to eat them.
- Church is where you go to find out what your neighbors should do to lead better lives.
- Middle age is that time in life when you convince yourself it’s only a vitamin deficiency.
- You can usually tell what makes a man tick when he’s unwinding.
- The page of instructions on the income tax form is religious experience – it passeth all understanding.
- If you want to keep your teeth in good condition, brush them after every meal and mind your own business.
- We are all like eggs – we either hatch or go bad.
Here’s a little proverbial test.
1. Fix something right away or it will get worse. A stitch in time saves nine.
2. An overabundance of culinary help is detrimental to the pot’s contents. Too many cooks spoil the broth.
3. Just because something is shiny, doesn’t mean it’s a precious metal. All that glitters is not gold.