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Shaker Prairie Christian Church
Carlisle, Indiana 47838

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  • One Sunday Morning The Minister Asked The ...

    Contributed on Feb 25, 2012

    One Sunday morning the minister asked the congregation, "Whoever wants to go to heaven, stand up!" Everyone stood except one man sleeping in the back of the church. When the preacher told them they could sit down he asked the question, "Anyone who wants to go to hell, stand up!" About that time more

  • There Was A Life Insurance Salesman Who Claimed ...

    Contributed on Jan 12, 2011

    There was a life insurance salesman who claimed his company paid their claim so quickly that their office, which is on the tenth floor of a eighty story building, that one day a man fell more

  • Too Fast

    Contributed on Nov 1, 2010

    TOO FAST There was football team who never won a game, so one day before practice the coach decided to have a talk with them. He told them, "Men, our offense is bad, our defense is horrible, and our special teams are the worst I have ever seen, so today we are going back to the basics and start more

  • My Grandson Cole When He ...

    Contributed on Sep 16, 2010

    Illustration: My grandson Cole when he sometimes asks for something gets the response, “We’ll see”, and he now says, “I hate we’ll see”, because he knows that it means he more

  • Let's Say You And Your Spouse Are ...

    Contributed on Jan 21, 2010

    Illustration: Let’s say you and your spouse are going away for a couple of days and you leave your teenager at home by their self. Now before you go you give instructions that you don’t want any parties, they are not to drive dad’s sports car, and they are not to be out after midnight the nights more