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My older sister Sue is panicked by mice. She lives in an old farm house, next door to the house we grew up in. One night she went into her kitchen and saw a mouse scury underneath the pantry door. Wanted it eradicated, she called Dad who went over the house to take care of the problem. He was armed with every handyman’s greatest fix it tool--Duct Tape.

Why not? People have used it to caulk windows, repairs leaks, fix shoes. You can use it to fix tile or do body work on your car. I understand it’s vital when moving. Apparently you can use it as a babysitter.

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