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Some fun hearing what kids think about husbands and wives.

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

Alan, age 10—You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.

Kirsten, age 10—No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides for you, and then you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Camille , age 10—Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.

Freddie, age 6—No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

Derrick, age 8—You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.

Sally, age 9—If they look mad at each other they are probably married.

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Lori, age 8—Both don’t want any more kids.

Billy age 7—They both want me to go to bed at 8 o’clock so mommy doesn’t get a headache.

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

Pam, age 7—When they’re rich.

Curt, age 7—The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess ...

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