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THE FATHER'S DAY TOP TEN LIST OF

THINGS YOU'VE BEEN ITCHIN'TO SAY FOR YEARS NOW...


We often hear "the rules" from the feminine side. Ok

- well now hear the guys’ side - it’s only fair - - realizing of course that Father’s Day is the only day of the year we could get away with it!)


#10 Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.


#9 Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.


#8 Sunday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.


#7 “Yes” and “No” are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.


#6 Check your oil! Please, check your oil!


#5 Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all past comments become null and void after 7 days.


#4 If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.


#3 If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.


#2 ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.


#1 Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we…



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