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KEEP YOUR WORDS SWEET


A pastor was teaching on Proverbs 16:24: "Pleasant words are as a honeycomb, sweet to the soul and health to the bones." The minister then added, "You know, you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar."


Upon hearing this, a woman in the congregation put her head on the shoulder of her husband and whispered these sweet words in his ear: "I just love to watch your muscles ripple when you take out the garbage!"



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