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A pastor in a small Methodist church in Georgia asked his congregation one morning, ‘How many of you here are Methodist’s?’ Everybody but one little old lady raised their hand.

After the service he asked her what she was and she said, ‘I am a baptist’.

Why are you a baptist

Don’t really know, My mother was a Baptist and my father was a Baptist. My grandmother was a Baptist and my grandfather was a Baptist.

Maam, that is not a good reason to be a Baptist. Suppose your mother and father and grandmother and grandfather had all been moron, what would you have been then?

I guess I would have been a METHODIST?

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