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On a flight to Chicago, the pilot announced that the takeoff had been

postponed due to mechanical failure.

Later, the flight attendant announced that everyone who was heading for Chicago was to remain on the

plane.

Forgetting that the intercom was still on, the pilot was overheard in the background...he said "Whoops!"

A minute later, the pilot headed down the aisle toward the rear exit ramp,

with his hat in one hand

and his briefcase in the other.

One of the passengers saw the pilot and asked him, "Where are you going?"

The pilot told him in a low voice, "Denver."

The passenger replied, "This plane’s not going to Denver. It’s going to Chicago!"

The pilot, with his face turning red, said, "I know, I’m on the wrong plane!"

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