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I like the joke about the guy named John, who had a really horrible memory. One day John ran into a friend whom he had not seen in a long time. He greeted him and said, “Bill, do you remember what a bad memory I had?”



Bill answered, “Yes, I certainly do.”



“Well, it’s not bad any more. I went to a seminar that taught us how to remember things. It was a great seminar, and now I have a wonderful memory.”



Bill answered, “That’s great! What was the name of the seminar?”



“Well,” John said, “wait a minute, my wife went with me. I’ll ask her.”



He turned and saw his wife nearby. Then he turned back to Bill and said, “What’s the name of that flower with a long stem and thorns and a red bloom?”



“Do you mean a rose?” Bill answered.



“Yeah, thanks,” John said, “Hey, Rose, what’s the name of that seminar we attended?”

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