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A vicar was retiring after 25 years in the parish. As he came to clear out his bedroom he found a small bowl with 5 eggs and £1,000 pounds in.


Baffled he called his wife and said: Darling, what is this little basket under the bed with five eggs and £1,000 in.


"Oh " she said " I must confess that everytime you preach a bad sermon I put an egg in the basket"


Secretly the vicar was pleased: "Not bad five bad sermons in 25 years" he thought:


"And what about the £1,000?"


"Well every time I get a dozen, I sell them!"

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