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The church is meant to supplement what is done in the home.

We have a tough job in this department, don’t we? I came across some true statements that kids made in a Sunday School class:

"Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Amendments. The First Commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple. The Fifth Commandment is to humor thy father and mother. Moses died before he reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol. The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him. David…fought with the Finkelsteins. Solomon, one of David’s sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines."

(From a sermon by Brian Bill, Parenting Priorities, 11/15/2009)

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