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WOULD THAT GET ME INTO HEAVEN


"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday School class.


"NO!" the children all answered.


"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"


Again, the answer was, "NO!"


"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my wife, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked them again.


Again, they all answered, "NO!"


"Well," I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"


A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!"


[forwarded by Taylor Francis]


SOURCE: MIKEY’S FUNNIES, www.mikeysFunnies.com.


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