Sermon Illustrations

SUPER STUPID EASTER JOKES

Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?"

Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy."

Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won’t give you a bruise." 7

Boy 2: "It will if it’s your big brother’s candy!"

Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

A: An Easter basket case!

Q: Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?"

A: "Because it doesn’t taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

Q: What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear?

A: You need an eggsplanation!

Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?

A: With a hare dryer!

Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O’Neal?

A: They’re both famous for stuffing baskets!

Q: What...

Continue reading this sermon illustration (Free with PRO)

Related Sermon Illustrations

Related Sermons

Browse All Media

Related Media


He Is Risen Tomb
SermonCentral
PowerPoint Template
Holy Week
SermonCentral
PowerPoint Template