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From Reader’s Digest:

It’s time to pay my income tax

And, brother, that’s no joke.

For after paying IRS

I find that I R broke!

—Jerry Henderson in Lubbock, Texas, Avalanche-Journal

As April 15 draweth nigh,

My spirits start to droop.

A poor, downtrodden slave am I,

In short, an income poop.

—Fred Meyers, quoted by Jack Rosenbaum in San Francisco Examiner

Income tax is almost due

And this makes me today

Another shaking member of

The I.O.U.S.A.

—Martin Buxbaum in Table Talk

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