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“bulletin bloopers” actual mistakes made in actual bulletins:

--The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.

--Evening massage - 6 PM

--Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

--The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.

--The choir will meet at the Larsen house for fun and sinning.

--Ushers will eat latecomers.

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