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I heard about an 83 year old man the other day who had lived his entire

life as a bachelor. One day this man gathered his four nephews and

announced that he was planning to be married. His nephews were in

shock. One spoke up and said, "Uncle are you getting married because

this woman is beautiful?" He said, "No." Another nephew asked, "Uncle

are you getting married because this woman is a great cook?" Again he

said, "No." The third nephew questioned, "Are you marrying this woman

because she is rich?" "Of course not," was his reply. The final nephew

said, "Uncle if your not marrying this woman because she is beautiful,

or because she is a great cook, or because she is rich, then why are you

marrying her?" With a wink he...

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