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Two Old Men Were Sitting On A Park Bench. One Of ...
Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 18, 2007 (message contributor)
Two old men were sitting on a park bench. One of the men said, “You know as I get older I can’t remember things the way I used to.” The other man said, “I used to have that problem too until I took this memory course. It’s a very simple technique, based on associating words with names, places and events. Now because of that I don’t have trouble remembering anything at all.” The first man said, “Really? What was the name of the course?”
The old man got a puzzled look on his face, turned white as a sheet, scratched his head, then asked, “What’s the flower with a long stem, has thorns on it, the petals can be white or yellow or red?” “A rose?” the other man replied. “Yes, thank you”
He turned to his wife and said, “Rose, what was the name of that memory course?” Matthew Rogers @sermoncentral.com
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