But first a chance for you to laugh a little once again with my top twelve common words as redefined by parents with children.
12. DUMB WAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
11. DEFENSE: what you’d better have around the yard if you’re going to let the children play outside.
10. STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby’s pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby’s pacifier by blowing on it.
9. THUNDERSTORM: a chance to see how many family members can fit into one bed.
8. TOP BUNK: where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.
7. FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when a baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots, green beans, or spinach.
6. TWO-MINUTE WARNING: when the baby’s face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.
5. VERBAL: able to whine in words.
4. WHOOPS: an exclamation that translates roughly into "get a...Continue reading this sermon illustration (Free with PRO)
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