While touring, Europe a tourist visited a lovely estate in Italy. He admired the beautiful garden encountering the gardener he said, "You've done a beautiful job. How long have you worked here?"
"Twenty-five years," came the answer.
"How often has the owner been to this estate?"
"When was he here last?"
"Twelve years ago."
"You keep the garden so lovely, one would assume you were expecting the owner tomorrow."
"Today, sir, today!"
Source: From Gaither Bailey’s Sermon: Where is Your Treasure?
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