Contributed by John Gaston on Aug 10, 2015
Most advanced aircraft have a computerized warning system which warns the pilots when the aircraft is approaching terrain not designated as a landing area. Not only do planes need to be warned of dangerous terrain, but so do Christians.
1. It was in a country church, that one of the members dozed off to sleep.
2. The preacher said, “Will all those who want to go to heaven, please stand!” Everyone stood except for the slumbering member.
3. After they all