Summary: A sermon no 1 in a series comparing the body of christ to a giraffe - this one is the head of the giraffe which covers leadership.
1 Corinthians chapter 12
The giraffe - Once Mr. Topsey and Mr. Turvey decided that the giraffe had it’s problems it was very vulnerable to attack - it’s neck was too long and it’s head was ridiculous - - Lions could easily attack it - it could be seen for miles - So Mr. Topsey and Mr. Turvey having perfected the hands free mobile duck and the pedal operated vacuum cleaner - decided to rebuild the giraffe.
Mr. Turvey thought a few adjustments like wheels and a V8 motor for quick escapes was the answer but Mr. Topsey thought that was cosmetic they should start all over again.
First - He said the giraffe needed a new smarter brain - so he installed the latest from Microsoft an outstanding computer - with vision enablement by fitting the latest video surveillance state of the art from Sony - The neck had to go - the neck was replaced with a telescopic ladder neck hydraulically operated which meant the giraffe could retain it’s traditional tallness but with automatic retraction for periods of unobtrusiveness - The body - processing unit for rumination proceeds now rendered un-necessary by an amazing rechargable battery - was replaced by a hydrogen balloon which meant that the giraffe whilst under attack from packs of wolves for example could float above danger. What is more it could now be upwardly mobile.
The old legs clumsy and awkward were no longer needed in the new hovering giraffe so they were to be replaced with small trees - the advantage here was that the giraffe could easily be mistaken for a small copse of trees and therefore would be free from attack.
After exhaustive testing the prototype was built and unveiled to worldwide acclaim -
Rave reviews in the National Geographic and imminent scientific journals put Topsey and Turvey on the world stage - and there were rumours of knighthood’s and a Nobel prize.
Sadly to report when the Giraffe was launched in the Kilimarno desert in Central - Eastern Western Africa it got caught up in high tensile wires leading from the power plant from the Victoria Falls and Topsey and Turvey were the laughing stock of the Scientific community and they also came close to being stock in a cannibals soup.
Scientists then went back to the drawing board and discovered that the giraffe - the way God designed it - for all it’s awkwardness and clumsiness was the best because this Giraffe had survived endless centuries and unlike Topsey and Turveys model - it had a heart - and was able to reproduce.
Today many people try and reinvent the church - People look at it from outside and are appalled at it’s awkwardness - it’s vulnerability to attack - it’s wobbling look and try to improve it - not God’s way but man’s way - but for all it’s faults for all it’s failings through the centuries we must confess that the church of Jesus Christ has survived and reproduced for twenty centuries - it has reproduced to the stage where there are more Christians on earth today than the previous twenty centuries combined and it is growing at a rapid rate all over the world today.