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TROUBLE HEARING


One evening while we were dining in a restaurant, a waiter strode through our section asking, "Does anyone here drive a red New Yorker?" We assumed its headlights had been left on.

"Yes!" an elderly gentleman in a neighbouring booth responded emphatically.


His wife reacted instantly. "Herb! You don’t drive a red New Yorker!"


Looking chagrined, he replied, "Oh, I thought the waiter said, ’Is anyone here ready to order?’"


SOURCE: -- Judith Janzen, Ridgeville, Ontario, 1998. From Life’s Like That.


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