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* I’ve learned the meaning of a few words that women

use from time to time. * For instance ... The word “Fine.”

* This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

C) “Five Minutes.” * If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour!

* Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game

before helping around the house.

* “Nothing.” * This is the calm before the storm … This means “something” and you should be on

your toes … Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “fine.”

D) “Go Ahead.” * This is a dare, not permission, DON’T DO IT!

* “Loud Sigh.” * Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men.

* A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time

standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing.”

E) “That’s Okay.” * This is one of the most dangerous statements that women can make to men.

* “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you

will pay for your mistake.

* “Thanks.” * This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary.

* If a woman is thanking you, do not question it …….

* Just say, “You’re welcome,” and back out of the room

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