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Just in case your boss catches you asleep at your desk, be ready to blurt out one of these excuses:


*They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.


*This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.


*I was working smarter - not harder.


*Whew! I must have left the top off the whiteout.


*I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!


*This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!


*I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.


*I’m in the management training program.


*I’m actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP).

I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.


*This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!


*Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.


*The coffee machine is broken ....


*Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.


*Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off.


*Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!


*I wasn’t sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without my hands.


*The mail courier flipped out and pulled a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot.


*Gosh, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day.


*Amen!


*From Pastor Tim’s CleanLaugh Archives

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh

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